{ "date":"2010-02-08", "blurb":"This is a weak Monday morning potater. Blame the boring weekend! It's all comics and images. All fluff and no funk. All puff and no magic dragon. All sound and no fury. Man, I really shouldn't have eaten so much cheese.", "author":"Curtis Lassam", "top10": [ { "title":"Office", "link":"http://www.dump.com/2009/12/09/office-camouflage/", "body":"Someday, my office will be set up like this. Curtis AWAAAAAAY.", "category":"Misc" }, { "title":"Google", "link":"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnsSUqgkDwU&feature=player_embedded", "body":"Google's Superbowl Ad. Short. Sweet. And the dude can't spell very well.", "category":"Tech" }, { "title":"Da", "link":"http://imgur.com/23jys", "body":"Can you put 'da CONDOM Father' on a resume? Exactly how little do they think of their target market, here? I guess the sort of people who need this sort of banner are the same sort of people that one doesn't mind talking down to a bit.", "category":"Misc" }, { "title":"Normal", "link":"http://blog.cubeofm.com/how-to-become-rich-even-if-nobody-is-followin", "body":"Look, I don't think that this is a good idea, but I do think that it's *just the right sort of crazy*. Instead of building one successful thing, build 400 unsuccessful things. If each thing generates $30 per month, you're making *one hundred beeelion dollars*. Assuming you can create a project that generates $30/month every month, and that these things all have zero upkeep forever, this is your 33-year ACTION PLAN FOR SUCCESS. BAM. Success. ", "category":"Tech" }, { "title":"Useless", "link":"http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-02-07/", "body":"If you're wondering which one I am, it is as follows: I pretend to be Asok but I am actually Wally.", "category":"Comics" }, { "title":"Perl", "link":"http://dobbscodetalk.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=How-to-Get-Tomorrows-Date-in-Perl.html&Itemid=29", "body":"This is how you get tomorrow's date in Perl. (This is *not* actually how you get tomorrow's date in Perl.) Does my total failure to explain what this link points to make you more likely to click on it? Perhaps. ", "category":"Programming" }, { "title":"Lab", "link":"http://xkcd.com/699/", "body":"According to this chart I'm holding, you have *all diseases*. Sad for you.", "category":"Comics" }, { "title":"War", "link":"http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1786", "body":"What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again. ", "category":"Comics" }, { "title":"Duct Hunt", "link":"http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-02-08/", "body":"Yes, *two dilbert comics* in one fell swoop. Normally I wouldn't, but this one has a good punchline. ", "category":"Comics" }, { "title":"Reply All", "link":"http://flowingdata.com/2010/02/08/data-underload-8-unsolicited/", "body":"This happened at SFU once. Instead of just deleting the whole thing, you know, like a smart person would, I gleefully jumped in and started replying all just to piss everybody off even more. One or two trolls can just make the whole process more unbearable for everyone else. ", "category":"Tech" } ] }