{ "date":"2010-01-15", "blurb":"It's Friday night and you want to go home. But before you do, here's today's TOP TEN in the world of RSS. ", "top10": [ { "title":"Dan Challenges You To AvP", "body":"Dan Leslie would like to challenge you to a game of Alien Vs. Predator - and how can you turn him down when Steam is selling it for only $4.99?", "link":"http://store.steampowered.com/app/3730/", "category":"Gaming" }, { "title":"OCD", "link":"http://i.imgur.com/JaOdi.png", "body":"A blow is struck for those of us who don't like when our desks are out of order. ", "category":"Pics" }, { "title":"Grammar Nazi", "link":"http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/01/15/downfall-director-enjoys-the-pervasive-comedy-meme-featuring-his-film/", "body":"Do you know that YouTube video where Hitler freaks out because his entire cabinet are grammar Nazis_? Or the YouTube clip where Hitler freaks out because he has been kicked from XBox Live? Or the YouTube clip where Hitler freaks out because... \nWell, apparently, the director of the original, \"Downfall\", loves that shit. \n\n.. _Nazis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8fbrUjjivw\n", "category":"Misc" }, { "title":"You Smell So Nice", "link":"http://ourstereo.com/compliment/", "body":"Regardless of what happened to you today, Compliment Bot thinks you're a cool person. ", "category":"Misc" }, { "title":"The FCC Won't Let Me Be (Or Let Me Be Free)", "link":"http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/14/AR2010011404717.html", "body":"FCC looks at ways to assert authority over Web access. It sounds bad, but it's actually the Obama administration's attempt to use government muscle to enforce Net Neutrality, which is a Good Thing. The broadband companies are pushing back, though, and hard. ", "category":"Tech" }, { "title":"Black Bedrooms", "link":"http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ny/bedroom/black-bedrooms-106146", "body":"The ladies are all going crazy for these sleek black bedroom designs. Well, some of them. That fifth one is just *gaudy as all hell*, there's some zebra print in that collection, and a few of them look like domiciles of especially dark anime villains. Still, the first two are sleek and sexy in just the right way, dammit.", "category":"Misc" }, { "title":"10 Things You Can Do To Advance Your Career As A Developer", "link":"http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/10things/?p=1297", "body":"It's pretty self-explanatory, and (while a tad pedestrian) it's all good, solid advice. ", "category":"Programming" }, { "title":"Dinosaur Sea Men ", "link":"http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1633", "body":"Dinosaur Comics is here to tell you about the LANGUAGE OF THE SEA. ", "category":"Comics" }, { "title":"Five Reasons You Should Ditch Your DSLR ", "link":"http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/01/five-reasons-you-should-ditch-your-dslr/", "body":"Okay, camera nerds - DSLR has served you well for many a year, but this new technology provides the same quality, the ability to swap lenses, for a fraction of the size. It also has an unquestionably awesome acronym. Will it pan out, or will it fall out of focus? Or will another *bad camera pun* be necessary?", "category":"Photography" }, { "title":"The Physics Of Space Battles ", "link":"http://gizmodo.com/5426453/the-physics-of-space-battles", "body":"Star Trek space battles seem to follow 'navy rules' a lot of the time, while even more technically minded space battle simulators tend to ignore orbital dynamics in favor of 'open space' battles. This article, which thankfully sticks to layman's terms, explores some of the realities of imaginary space warfare. While you're reading it, you can't help but imagine vast, operatic, gratuitous space battles, and that is awesome. ", "category":"SCIENCE!" } ] }